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RBG #17 - Rick Sanchez vs. Bojack Horseman


Rap Battle of GAAA!
Rick Sanchez!
Vs.!
Bojack Horseman!
Go!
 
Rick:
It's nice to see you sobered up, but you're out of your mind!
Without Netflix backing you, you've got no talent and no rhymes!
Go back to the five-and-dime and buy a fresh adolescence!
Your convention's so depressing just like Morty's pensive sessions!
I'm a genius! Recidivist! Multi-dimensional!
You're a hackneyed has-been actor with a past that's sexual!
You're getting a big head, since I'm protector of this planet!
Time to get (SCHWIFTY!!!) Go crash some other party, dammit!
 
Bojack:
Imagine my annoyance, the old man and his brat are here!
 
Todd:
The one who exploits his unemployment doing what he enjoys without fear?
 
Bojack:
Yeah, he's the weirdo who's a cross between Doc Brown and Doctor Who!
His show's target age is 16... divided by 2!
'This is heavy, Doc!' Ten tons of torture when you sing!
It'll be written on your tombstone after we're done with everything!
You're just a passing fad! I'll make sure you lose this rap!
Todd, bring me my pills because I'm getting sick of this crap!
 
Rick:
Holy shit, Morty, I underestimated that horse!
I'll distort all his retorts, and then I'll floor him full force!
(It's the Rick Dance!) This is my big chance to do pain!
I'll Squanch you like a bug, show you who's top of the food chain!
You're worse than Peter Parker played by Tobey Maguire!
You always whine and mope... *burp* no desire to set sights higher!
Don't fucking give up hope! Go score with Princess Carolyn!
Or find some rope within your scope and reunite with Sarah Lynn!
With Morty by my side, we can be the duo we oughta be!
You were mortified after your grandmother got a lobotomy!
Fortified like Max and Ben, and out of mind like Stan and Dipper,
Rick and Morty are made in the USA, the clear winner!
 
Bojack:
That's such a low blow, when you attack my family!
In the Horseman galaxy, my star shines attractively!
And half your episodes are about marital woes!
There are couples other than Beth and Jerry, you know!
You're like Mr. Meeseeks... not exactly unique!
Couldn't Roiland at least have given you a background with mystique?
The sea of references you're drowning in is so diverse!
And compared to my dimension, yours is a Genericverse!
My show is a history, a mirror of society,
A satisfying tragedy and classic satire of TV!
So depart into that portal, you portentous motherfucker!
I predict your shit was written up by Mr. Peanutbutter!
 
Rick:
What the fuck, Bojack?! You're a glorified pedophile!
You must have been so versatile when you left poor Herb defiled!
I'm the prince of pricks, while you're the king of immorality!
I think the devil's preferable to angels in reality!
 
Bojack:
That is not fucking true! You are too fucking stupid!
Your dimension is doomed from all the numerous pollutions!
I try to be a good guy! Might not be smart, but I try hard!
Now which one of us two buried themselves in their own backyard?
 
Rick:
You impaired your family life, and both your parents want you buried!
You'll end up like Secretariat if you aren't even caring!
 
Bojack:
There are millions just like you, but they don't have all of my flaws!
No wonder both your daughter and her son are such a lost cause!
 
Rick:
Go back to your fucking showbiz life, you piece of shit!!!
 
Bojack:
You aren't even worthy of fueling my car's headlights!!!
 
Rick:
Don't fucking steal my punchlines again... I will kill you!!!
 
Bojack:
Do that, and I will cram your grandson's fucking head up your-
 
Rick:
Wait... why are we doing this again?
 
Bojack:
Um... I think it's for the rap battle.
 
Rick:
Oh, sorry, man... I didn't mean what I said before!
 
Bojack:
Nah, it's all good. No worries!
 
Rick:
Yeah, you seem like a pretty nice guy!
You should visit the garage sometime!
 
Bojack:
Thanks, I'll do that!
 
Rick:
Come on, Morty, let's go!
 
Who won?
Who's next?
You decide!
 




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